Amsterdam, Netherlands 🇳🇱
fucked up 1d things
- when we found out louis was pregnant and nobody confirmed it and there was a show the next day and every time louis spoke it was dead silent
- when zayn literally left the band and they just posted a fb status like oh btw lol
- when zayn literally left the band and none of them mentioned it for like 6 months afterwards
- when they cancelled a show minutes before doors with hardly any explanation other than like ‘liam has the shits’
- when they were like we’re breaking up but not really breaking up but we’re kind of breaking up but also not really
- when zayn just didnt show up in orlando and we were like where is he??? and they were just like.. idk!
- when otra started and there was like 1 song from four on the setlist
- when they finally caved and added stockholm syndrome and none of them knew the words apart from harry (who wrote it)
- when they dropped drag me down out of nowhere and literally rolled around in their millions laughing at the stress they put us through
This is such an evil way to switch around statistics
It’s not even a skillful switcheroo…that stat is so awful and shameful and disturbingly high it reeks no matter how you say it.
40% is HUGE. That is so many police households. So many.
A D- is not a grade to be proud of.
Tomatoes being classified as a fruit makes ketchup a type of jelly
i’m so emotionally damaged that i cry when people show me that they actually care about me lmao
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him




























